A short list of Autumn things Steve and I will not get to do together because of his incarceration:

apple picking
watching the season premiere of Alias
experiencing baseball's post-season
leaf wrestling
shopping for jackets
halloween
being annoyed with college students in all of our favorite places (which would be especially unfair since he is, himself, a defector fink)
seeing my brother's band shows at football games
getting mad that leaf peepers are in all of our favorite places
watching the Kenny the Shark premiere

--and many, many more!