Baby fever fun...name that baby!

Gina's sister is potentially one day pregnant. Or not. But evidently they're talking about baby names, and Mr. Gina's Sister wants it to be called "Gouda" because baby gouda is so cute. I won't even bring up that most people shouldn't be allowed to have babies, instead, here's a list of potentially better cheese names for the unborn child:

Fontina (can be called "Tina" for short)
Feta
Colby (I know a Colby, and she's rad)
Monchego ("Che")
Jack (or Pepper Jack)
Monterey ("Terry", "Rey", and covering both bases of naming a child after cheese and a pretentious location)
Chevre
Asiago
Edam
Romano
Spreadable Port Wine Cheddar
Muenster
Lindberger (not to be confused with the poor, unfortunate Lindbergh baby who disappeared)
and
Velveeta