A new cookbook idea:

Now bear with me here, because it's brilliant... what about a cookbook planned by the people who do fast food? I don't mean made up of fast food or anything. Not like those Taco Bell boxed meals or anything. If someone could come up with a ten ingredient plan that I could make an endless variety of meals out of, why that would be almost as marriage-worthy as a one-armed push-up. Yes, I'm dreaming of being rescued by someone whose job it is to plan meals for the masses, but come on now. If I knew exactly how much of everything to buy and could use all of it in different things with none of it going bad... why that would be a great thing. Taco Bell only uses 8 or 9 things, why can't I? Plus, their meat comes precooked in plastic bags. MMMMMMM.