People who lie

are lame. Not people who lie for fun like me, but people who lie to take advantage, like this dude who's upstairs at the store right now trying to return something that he may or may not have bought here. There are clearly articulated return policies for a reason, pal. And your singing teddy bear has no tags and no receipt, and there's just no way that WordsWorth told you that it was ok to return something like that. Sorry Charlie. (But not all that sorry).

Neat how it happened on my lunch though...