TItles are for wimps

My new, temporary assignment that I can't talk about is requiring a background check and a drug test. Let me point out, without violating any agreements, that I work there 15 hours a week and operate no machinery. Nevermind that I run the video editing, and that they should expect me to be constantly stoned, due to artsiness.

I spend most of my time trying to avoid peeing in a cup. This doesn't seem fair.