"Is there anybody out there? Does anybody care?"

Hmm... first of all, somehow Blog City just updated my page without my asking it to. Scary and strange. Hope there isn't a phantom post. And if there is, that I can delete it.

Also, I have thus far spent the entire morning applying for fake jobs at scary big companies all across the InterWeb-Online! Are there actual real people who HotJobs (whom HotJobs) or Monster has worked for? I dutifully updated my resume (which had been lying dormant in their servers since before I started at the Monkey) and contact information and kind of wrote some sort of clever cover letters and CLICK! sent it all away to the great land of who-knows where NO ONE EVER GETS BACK TO YOU and you turn 50 at the bookstore...

But am I bitter? I'll get back to you on that later.