August 28, 2003

Cruisin for a bruisin

Why am I still up?

I keep finding new and interesting things to do on the InterWeb-Online! I wrote a Crushlist for Jim's Famous Monkey. Before that, I wrote an email about how I wasn't going to write a Crushlist. And then I got inspired to name my top ten favorite crushworthy Jims. Only the name Jim started looking funny to me and I couldn't come up with all that many crushworthy Jims. Or that many Jims at all for that matter. Happily, I was able to remember Jim Hodge and his spiky hair, and I apologize once more for ranking you only 6th. At the time, you were pretty crushworthy, but now, who knows.

I should write more verses to the "Procrastination Song".

What am I doing?!

Probably the "Interrobang" is something my dad made up, but I'm always disappointed that there's no way to superimpose a question mark over an exclamation point on the computer. Come on everyone, it's 2003 for crying out loud.

This is super dumb because I'm not putting off anything bad. I want to wake up at 4:45 tomorrow and go to the airport and fly to Philadelphia. I'm very very very excited to go. If I get into bed right now and make a serious effort, I can probably fall asleep for real by 3:30/4...

Alright, alright, I'm going to try it. Here's hoping the new New Yorker is very boring and puts me out instantly.

Pleasant dreams, internetters.


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