Some people need to go get an ice cream sandwich...Lauren needs to go get an ice cream sandwich.

I know Homestar Runner probably isn't en vogue anymore, but you simply must check out the thing someone made of them as puppets. Also, the Strong Bad e-mail about the children's book is especially precious. "No two people aren't on fire". If Jason Sorvari didn't say that first, I'll be extremely disappointed...and I am! What do you know?

Also, Derek Lowe has a lot to be upset about. Derek Lowe takes number two from every dum-dum in this mickey-fickey neighborhood. But
THIS PICTURE

has got to be the worst thing ever.

Jim seems to think D. Lowe isn't a goat. Maybe. But I'd still be mad if that were my picture. Derek, you are charming, talented, and literate. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Speaking of goats though, I have rediscovered

Gregory the Terrible Eater,
which is a remarkable book. Goats are great, no?